fACT : This post was ready in 5 mins......
aCTIVITY : On the spot " memories of childhood" competition
In 5 min I have written following ....
You have to try this....just for 5 mins....you will be in diffrent world...believe me...
list starts now :
#same pinch...new pinch
#jolly..
#anty gulanty..
#aaj somvar hai,
chuhe ko bukhar hai
chuha gaya doctor ke pass
doctor ne lagayi sui
chula bola ooooiiiii ..
#jhoot bolna paap hai ..
nadi kinaarey saap hai..
#raja mantri chor sipahi...
#kaatti...pucchchi...
#ullu key paatthey
#gol gol..raani kita kita paani...
#ringa ringa roses..
#stop... freeze.. statue...
#kagaz ,ke planes ..
#whole team times....
#roll no. 11 :S-mam
#round us...
#kuttey :: bahut badi gaali......bahut hi badi...
#chandrakanta....1 titli... mileey sur mera tumhaara...chitrahaar...super hit muquabala...jungle book, alif laila
#life process II
#astoma sad gamaya...
#book cricket...
#tic tac toe...
#roll no 11 : 42/100 ( hindi marks) ( +10 in eng.)
#(v.good) ki khushi... aur (poor)..ka dard...
#maths is square waali notebook..a ur eng ki...blue and red lines waali...
#plays ...
#devdas....
#school uniform..... tie belt... scoks with a hole...unpolished shoes...
what else..... list goes on...
....just think some more......use comments...
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
fRIDAT,S pREDICTION :
cHUP rAHO....SSSSHHHHHH.....dEEWAROON KEY BHI KAAN HOTEY HAIN....
SERIOUSLY..... i kNOW! U dONT bELIVE mE..
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/story.aspx?id=NEWEN20070007398
SERIOUSLY..... i kNOW! U dONT bELIVE mE..
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/story.aspx?id=NEWEN20070007398
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
mR. pOLLEN ....." wHATS tHIS liFE fOR"..
Inside a lonely flower :
wake up!
today is the day.......... we will be leaving home...
..... but I don't wanna go....
petal no5 : but you have to leave ....
pollen : but why?
flower : OK be ready next wind wave....
petal no 5 : because everybody leaves this place after some time.....
we remains.....till one day sun burns our skin.... and we die out of thirst
pollen : what bout us..........
petal no 5 : I don't know!! no body knows....
wind blows taking some pollens in the sky...
pollen : oooooooooo !! bye bye petal no. 5.....
taken away bye wind..........
enjoying the 1st ride..finally out of the home....and finally flower can be seen from the top.......its beautiful..........
pollen : ooooooooo!! Iam inside human nose....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakhiiiiiiiiiiiii (sneeze)
out he flows again........
................hit the floor........
ant auntie(cheeti auntie with her 2 sons) :....... pollen...... hmmmmmm too small..not worthed ..not so tasty too....but lets see If we didn't find food today... we have to eat this ...take this pollen...........
..........old grasshopper lying....with broken legs...unable to crawl....
ant auntie : food...leave this poor pollen here...... and call other ants... we have a feast tonight....................
ssssssssssssssshshssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
..wind blows.......... pollens journey starts again........
still.......pollen don't know whats his destination .........
still......pollen don't know what it is worthed for ....
still..... pollen don't know whats he is send for.....
still........... pollen don't know whats this life for......
may be some fine day...he lands up on another flower.....sacrificing his existence.....and then that flower becomes fruit........... fruits have seeds in it.........another fine day those seeds hits fertile ground..... giving rise to another plant.which produces another flower....and that flower again nurtures..... lots of pollen sons.......
@#$@#%#$^%$%^&%^&^%*%&*&^*^&(^*(&*(&*(&$%^$&%^&%^&%^7#$%#$%#$^$%&^%^&%*#$@#$@%#$%$#^$
back to reality....
we are all like that pollen ................ only some make it ......only few knows the ultimate reality........the truth.....only few are able to answer this intriguing question " wHATS tHIS lIFE foR "
rest.... are lost in the winds ..forever.....
which pollen r u?????
wake up!
today is the day.......... we will be leaving home...
..... but I don't wanna go....
petal no5 : but you have to leave ....
pollen : but why?
flower : OK be ready next wind wave....
petal no 5 : because everybody leaves this place after some time.....
we remains.....till one day sun burns our skin.... and we die out of thirst
pollen : what bout us..........
petal no 5 : I don't know!! no body knows....
wind blows taking some pollens in the sky...
pollen : oooooooooo !! bye bye petal no. 5.....
taken away bye wind..........
enjoying the 1st ride..finally out of the home....and finally flower can be seen from the top.......its beautiful..........
pollen : ooooooooo!! Iam inside human nose....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakhiiiiiiiiiiiii (sneeze)
out he flows again........
................hit the floor........
ant auntie(cheeti auntie with her 2 sons) :....... pollen...... hmmmmmm too small..not worthed ..not so tasty too....but lets see If we didn't find food today... we have to eat this ...take this pollen...........
..........old grasshopper lying....with broken legs...unable to crawl....
ant auntie : food...leave this poor pollen here...... and call other ants... we have a feast tonight....................
ssssssssssssssshshssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
..wind blows.......... pollens journey starts again........
still.......pollen don't know whats his destination .........
still......pollen don't know what it is worthed for ....
still..... pollen don't know whats he is send for.....
still........... pollen don't know whats this life for......
may be some fine day...he lands up on another flower.....sacrificing his existence.....and then that flower becomes fruit........... fruits have seeds in it.........another fine day those seeds hits fertile ground..... giving rise to another plant.which produces another flower....and that flower again nurtures..... lots of pollen sons.......
@#$@#%#$^%$%^&%^&^%*%&*&^*^&(^*(&*(&*(&$%^$&%^&%^&%^7#$%#$%#$^$%&^%^&%*#$@#$@%#$%$#^$
back to reality....
we are all like that pollen ................ only some make it ......only few knows the ultimate reality........the truth.....only few are able to answer this intriguing question " wHATS tHIS lIFE foR "
rest.... are lost in the winds ..forever.....
which pollen r u?????
Sunday, May 20, 2007
wHEN goD cOMBS hIS hAIR...
think!! when u last time combed ur hair!!
well today only!! right..
when u combed....their were few hairs between the teeth's of comb...
well we should consider them unlucky!!
right!!
some can also call them unhealthy, or hairs having less strength
in short not fit!!
this reminds me of the theory of Charles Darwin "survival of fittest"
and in our world think what happens when god combs his hair!!!
Tsunami,earthquakes,riots,total chaos...
but wait according to Charles Darwin.... one who is fit will survive...
now million dollar question is who is fit!!
physically strong!! no..
OK then mentally strong!! no again... it doesn't matter you are in IIt..or some private college or even metric pass..
may be its our bank balance!!
its a bank balance of all the good deeds we have done in our lives,what we have given ,what we have sacrificed...
that is our strength my dear friend!!
invest and grow it right now...
sounds bookish now......OK
then Its like a self producing nourishing oil....brami-amla kesh tail
seriously.....
If I were to be ever picked up from the gods skull..
I wish... iam picked up when i am fully reaped!! when I have completed the task i am send to do... whether it takes 25 years,50 years..or even 100...
iQBAL oce said " Khudi ko kar buland itna kay har takdeer sey pehlay khuda bandey sey khud poochay bata terey raza kya hai "
well today only!! right..
when u combed....their were few hairs between the teeth's of comb...
well we should consider them unlucky!!
right!!
some can also call them unhealthy, or hairs having less strength
in short not fit!!
this reminds me of the theory of Charles Darwin "survival of fittest"
and in our world think what happens when god combs his hair!!!
Tsunami,earthquakes,riots,total chaos...
but wait according to Charles Darwin.... one who is fit will survive...
now million dollar question is who is fit!!
physically strong!! no..
OK then mentally strong!! no again... it doesn't matter you are in IIt..or some private college or even metric pass..
may be its our bank balance!!
its a bank balance of all the good deeds we have done in our lives,what we have given ,what we have sacrificed...
that is our strength my dear friend!!
invest and grow it right now...
sounds bookish now......OK
then Its like a self producing nourishing oil....brami-amla kesh tail
seriously.....
If I were to be ever picked up from the gods skull..
I wish... iam picked up when i am fully reaped!! when I have completed the task i am send to do... whether it takes 25 years,50 years..or even 100...
iQBAL oce said " Khudi ko kar buland itna kay har takdeer sey pehlay khuda bandey sey khud poochay bata terey raza kya hai "
Friday, May 18, 2007
fRIDAYS pREDICTION
mOGAMBO kHUSH hUA !!!
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.hindu.com/2007/04/29/stories/2007042900141200.htm
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.hindu.com/2007/04/29/stories/2007042900141200.htm
Thursday, May 17, 2007
slambook time.........
yaar bher dena slam book plz .......
In my mind : hmmmmmmmm rohit..rahul..rajeev.....wats his f@#$ing.. name...
ooh shit 2pages...............
well.......
these thoughts are too common these days in my mind.........
concept of slam book :
Iam still in confusion whether to have a slam book of my own or not....
As time passes only those people remains in touch who really mean to u.... that's a fact..in school days my slam book was filled by too many people.... but I only read and cherished.. entries filled by those who r really close to me.... and to whom I really owe something....
flip side :
Why to take a note from close ones ....
they will be in touch in any case
but then I only reads those entries which has something emotionally satisfing to me.... .some thing really eternal.... which time cannot bound...
why the hell I need to fill some others slam book... or make them fill mine.... And Orkut is also there.... if some dam body needs both materialistic or emotional help from me ... I will b there for them.....
Time has made me emotionally un-crackable... If you want to consider me...unemotional.....no probs u r welcome....
fact : iam major types emotional...
I am utterly confused....baffled by this situation.....
In my mind : hmmmmmmmm rohit..rahul..rajeev.....wats his f@#$ing.. name...
ooh shit 2pages...............
well.......
these thoughts are too common these days in my mind.........
concept of slam book :
Iam still in confusion whether to have a slam book of my own or not....
As time passes only those people remains in touch who really mean to u.... that's a fact..in school days my slam book was filled by too many people.... but I only read and cherished.. entries filled by those who r really close to me.... and to whom I really owe something....
flip side :
Why to take a note from close ones ....
they will be in touch in any case
but then I only reads those entries which has something emotionally satisfing to me.... .some thing really eternal.... which time cannot bound...
why the hell I need to fill some others slam book... or make them fill mine.... And Orkut is also there.... if some dam body needs both materialistic or emotional help from me ... I will b there for them.....
Time has made me emotionally un-crackable... If you want to consider me...unemotional.....no probs u r welcome....
fact : iam major types emotional...
I am utterly confused....baffled by this situation.....
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Friday, May 11, 2007
fIRST fRIDAY'S pREDICTION
well today is Friday..and guess what its time for ...fRIDAY'S pREDICTION...........
Now this is one dam difficult activity for me..........full day I was thinking what should I write in this..catagory.then I stepped on dry leaf ...which gives me idea about my prediction.....
this can sound really weired... but its a good masala for next spielberg film... this prediction is more of a SI-FI one....
pREDICTION 1:
iMAGINE ! With the help of genetics...... chloroplast* is nurtured in human skin.... by which we can absorb sunlight and use it in conjunction with water and carbon dioxide to produce sugars(food)....
(*Chloroplasts are organelles found in plant cells and eukaryotic algae that conduct photosynthesis.)
whole world will change drastically...
change 1: Food for every one... no one will sleep empty stomach...no malnutrition....humans are now able to produce their one food in their body itself,But the value of taste will increase.....for taste , we can use our mouth...Food available in market will be totally taste based..and ya contains minerals and other important ingredients...
change 2: Ecological balance...we will consume carbon dioxide and produce oxygen....and intern consume that, produced oxygen... and and produce carbon dioxide for our consumption only...
change 3 : Set back for racial elements and cosmetics industry....skin colour will turn to green.... no racialism ..no cosmetics...
rest changes and effects you can write what you feel about this green world.. or you simply write (boring) if you don't like this article... Next time I will try to improve it .. try come up with.. another mind boggling idea.... till then Njoy...and wait till next Friday ...
Now this is one dam difficult activity for me..........full day I was thinking what should I write in this..catagory.then I stepped on dry leaf ...which gives me idea about my prediction.....
this can sound really weired... but its a good masala for next spielberg film... this prediction is more of a SI-FI one....
pREDICTION 1:
iMAGINE ! With the help of genetics...... chloroplast* is nurtured in human skin.... by which we can absorb sunlight and use it in conjunction with water and carbon dioxide to produce sugars(food)....
(*Chloroplasts are organelles found in plant cells and eukaryotic algae that conduct photosynthesis.)
whole world will change drastically...
change 1: Food for every one... no one will sleep empty stomach...no malnutrition....humans are now able to produce their one food in their body itself,But the value of taste will increase.....for taste , we can use our mouth...Food available in market will be totally taste based..and ya contains minerals and other important ingredients...
change 2: Ecological balance...we will consume carbon dioxide and produce oxygen....and intern consume that, produced oxygen... and and produce carbon dioxide for our consumption only...
change 3 : Set back for racial elements and cosmetics industry....skin colour will turn to green.... no racialism ..no cosmetics...
rest changes and effects you can write what you feel about this green world.. or you simply write (boring) if you don't like this article... Next time I will try to improve it .. try come up with.. another mind boggling idea.... till then Njoy...and wait till next Friday ...
Thursday, May 10, 2007
opa tuda bum!!
opa tuda bum!!
Wait!! is this a bump......
Uzair : I think gas is over........
Dan: abey chup chap chalo..( shut up and drive)
abey buntys (*)IPS(**) see... { (*) our school's Ex-principal s new school(**)}
Car stops there....
Silence!!
Gaurav:(cold voice) kya hua? (wat happened)
Uzzu : dhakkaa maaro ..(push the car)
Then , first drop of paseena(sweat) fell of my nose.
Somebody :shit it is 9 pm ..... on a dark ,lonely highway !!{ exaggerated }
Shukla : abbey tum chup chaap dhakkaa maaro...Salley nikaamey!! {edited}
we all were pushing { lies : i was not, I was taking picture }
Suddenly wind blows taking my 2 streaks of hair to the other side of maang (maang mey sindhur waalaa)(Hair Parting)
I know god is watching us.
Suddenly shukla bends on his right...I was taking a pic... and he wants to be in that pic..
Divine intervention ...
tempo stopped...
(God has sent an angEl)
Man comes out of tempo...
wearing a blue colour raincoat...typical common man types!!
Without saying a word.... he starts pushing the car with us..
After 50.55 mts he stops pushing..
He walks towards his tempo...
he brings rope and toe our car.........
he then toed our car to the mechanic's place
we offered him some money...but he refused
Now this is called short boring story! Right!!
Maybe!!
But when these types of people lives in this planet... their is a hope...he was not a hero!! he was also not a bundle of millions of cells synchronized to do nothing!!
He surely has left his legacy in my mind!!
I will remember him as a helper!!
Gratitude: now plz pray with me :God plz where ever he is keep him and his family safe , and away from all the worlds evils....may god bless us all!!! Amen
((((why opa tuda bum ?
Because at that time their was one spam in everybody’s scrapbook… so in those days it was our tagline “opa tuda bum!! “ like namastey ,salaam, good morning types.
Characters:
Dan (Danish Siddiqui) : Narrator( unseen )
http://www.orkut.com/Home.aspx?xid=13362980210660818195
Shukla : Ankur Shukla( in white shirt ,taller)
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=9129944530649346231
Uzzu :Uzair Alvi ( in striped white shirt , cute one)
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=8521224912086616599
Gaurav : Gaurav Gopal Pandey( red T-shirt , hunk)
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=5268059823298045563
Common man : Uncommon these days
N.A))))
Wait!! is this a bump......
Uzair : I think gas is over........
Dan: abey chup chap chalo..( shut up and drive)
abey buntys (*)IPS(**) see... { (*) our school's Ex-principal s new school(**)}
Car stops there....
Silence!!
Gaurav:(cold voice) kya hua? (wat happened)
Uzzu : dhakkaa maaro ..(push the car)
Then , first drop of paseena(sweat) fell of my nose.
Somebody :shit it is 9 pm ..... on a dark ,lonely highway !!{ exaggerated }
Shukla : abbey tum chup chaap dhakkaa maaro...Salley nikaamey!! {edited}
we all were pushing { lies : i was not, I was taking picture }
Suddenly wind blows taking my 2 streaks of hair to the other side of maang (maang mey sindhur waalaa)(Hair Parting)
I know god is watching us.
Suddenly shukla bends on his right...I was taking a pic... and he wants to be in that pic..
Divine intervention ...
tempo stopped...
(God has sent an angEl)
Man comes out of tempo...
wearing a blue colour raincoat...typical common man types!!
Without saying a word.... he starts pushing the car with us..
After 50.55 mts he stops pushing..
He walks towards his tempo...
he brings rope and toe our car.........
he then toed our car to the mechanic's place
we offered him some money...but he refused
Now this is called short boring story! Right!!
Maybe!!
But when these types of people lives in this planet... their is a hope...he was not a hero!! he was also not a bundle of millions of cells synchronized to do nothing!!
He surely has left his legacy in my mind!!
I will remember him as a helper!!
Gratitude: now plz pray with me :God plz where ever he is keep him and his family safe , and away from all the worlds evils....may god bless us all!!! Amen
((((why opa tuda bum ?
Because at that time their was one spam in everybody’s scrapbook… so in those days it was our tagline “opa tuda bum!! “ like namastey ,salaam, good morning types.
Characters:
Dan (Danish Siddiqui) : Narrator( unseen )
http://www.orkut.com/Home.aspx?xid=13362980210660818195
Shukla : Ankur Shukla( in white shirt ,taller)
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=9129944530649346231
Uzzu :Uzair Alvi ( in striped white shirt , cute one)
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=8521224912086616599
Gaurav : Gaurav Gopal Pandey( red T-shirt , hunk)
http://www.orkut.com/Profile.aspx?uid=5268059823298045563
Common man : Uncommon these days
N.A))))
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
bEEDI KA dHUAN !!
कविता........
बीडी का धुआं आज था थोडा घबराया..
होल्ले से सीलती दिवार का लिया सहारा..
सीलन की दो बूंदे थी चंचल..
सोचा आज धुएं मे अग लगनी..
बोले बारिश 1 संदेश लाई है..
आओं तुम्हे 1 बात बतानी...
"शेहर के बाजारों मे 1 नया धुआं आया है..
अपने पैकेट पर अंग्रेजी मे कुछ लिखवाया है..
झक सफ़ेद नीचे नारंगी बिन्दु...
औरतों ने उसे मुह से लगाया है.."
बीडी का दुआ और घबराया..
और खुद को हींग भावना से त्रास्त पाया..
भाग खडा हुआ परेशानी को सुनके धुआ..
सीलन की बूंदूं ने इसका लुपत उठाया..
ताली दी!! 1 हो गयीं..
कितना माज़ा था उनको आया...
पुराने पंखे की हवा ने धुएं का गाडापन था मिटाया..
अब धुँए ने खुद को पूरे ब्रमाण्ड मे बिखरा पाया..
पेर ये महसूस करने मे उसने अपना अस्तित्वा गवाया..
बीडी का धुआं आज था थोडा घबराया...
PLZ COMMENT........................
बीडी का धुआं आज था थोडा घबराया..
होल्ले से सीलती दिवार का लिया सहारा..
सीलन की दो बूंदे थी चंचल..
सोचा आज धुएं मे अग लगनी..
बोले बारिश 1 संदेश लाई है..
आओं तुम्हे 1 बात बतानी...
"शेहर के बाजारों मे 1 नया धुआं आया है..
अपने पैकेट पर अंग्रेजी मे कुछ लिखवाया है..
झक सफ़ेद नीचे नारंगी बिन्दु...
औरतों ने उसे मुह से लगाया है.."
बीडी का दुआ और घबराया..
और खुद को हींग भावना से त्रास्त पाया..
भाग खडा हुआ परेशानी को सुनके धुआ..
सीलन की बूंदूं ने इसका लुपत उठाया..
ताली दी!! 1 हो गयीं..
कितना माज़ा था उनको आया...
पुराने पंखे की हवा ने धुएं का गाडापन था मिटाया..
अब धुँए ने खुद को पूरे ब्रमाण्ड मे बिखरा पाया..
पेर ये महसूस करने मे उसने अपना अस्तित्वा गवाया..
बीडी का धुआं आज था थोडा घबराया...
PLZ COMMENT........................
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aSPA :
Man! u dont know about ASPA no probs there are billions like u...n thy duty is to enlighten their lifestylein our first year sachin n abhiram thought of making a team which is tasked to harass public with sound logic...u try n listen to us, every single statement will be a logical one which we talk...moreover it will be in articulation with the neighboring statements n then slowly n steadtly u will find that u have been trapped into an illlogical maze of logic which has a totally insane outcome...then we say u are ASPAized.ASPA stand for Abhiram Sachin Pakau Agency. n i m glad to tell u that u just been ASPAized ..........ASPA is more than an anagram of ASAP.it is a religion striking the cerebral chords of the humanity.it is believed that people who are verdict of this agency feel the importance of logistics.... to all quadilateral thinkers..welcome to the FAKEtrix.
(ASPA EXPAND UR SELF..............................................BIG BANG!!!!) * HIDDEN
(ASPA EXPAND UR SELF..............................................BIG BANG!!!!) * HIDDEN
iSSUES
Business & Technology ,Creativity ,Books, ENVIRONMENT,Featured Organisation,General Discussion,media and entertainment ,Politics , Science , Spirituality & Relationships ,sports !!
bHOPAL :
iTS MY ARENA!! i RELATE TO EACH AND EVERY STONE ,CORNER ,SOUND ,SMELL,JEEPS,WATER ........ATITUDE ... IAM PROUD TO BE BHOPALI..... FULL ON BARRUKUT BHOPALI STUFF
fRIDAY'S pREDICTIONS
NOW U CAN UNLEASH NASTRADOMAS, DA VINCIS ,BABA S IN U ......(SPELL CHECK) ABOUT EARTH, INDIA, SCIENCE , WAR AND LIST GOES ON .....
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