Calcutta days... totally dazed. Chapter 1: Original Sins: Part 1

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// Flashback

---19th November 2006---

Our hero, coming out of a classroom, laughing, all around him, we can see people tensed, some even in tears, it is evident that they have faced a great adversity, and this trial by fire has weakened them in some fundamental way...

But not our hero, he has just been weakened in some mental way.

Friend A: Kaisa hua paper? Meri to vaat lag gayi, saare sapne toot gaye, jo dost the, woh bhi chhoot gaye, aur tu has raha hai, zaroor tu phod ke aaya hai, poora attempt kar aaya hai, khudi ko kiya tune buland itna, ki khuda bande se khud poochhe, bata, tu hasa kyon hai...

Our Hero: Paper gaya guttar main, pehle tu yeh bata, ek banda hai, ek boat hai, banda boat main, aur boat nadi ke jal main, bandi ke paas do (2) ciggarettes hain, par maachis nahi hai, bataa woh kaise piyega???

Friend A: ????? WTF ??????

Our Hero: The problem may be solved in the following methods...

1) Throw a cigarette in the air, catch it. Catches win matches, hence you now have a match, use it to light the cigarette.

2) Throw a cigarette out of the boat, the boat becomes lighter, use it to light the cigarette.

3) Pour some water drops on the cigarette...

Friend A: Abe saale @#!$@%$!@~#@%!#~@#!##%^$%$!#!^&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


{More coming soon...}

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