mY pHOTOGRAPHY....

THE SONG OF LIFE AND DEATH.......

AND FROM THE WASTE SPRANG THE SEEDS OF NEW GENERATION……

AND THROUGH ELEIXIR LIFE IS NURTURED………..

AND BLOSSOMS WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN……..

AND THOUGH LIFE IS AN UPHILL STRUGGLE ,NEVER GIVE UP

BECAUSE WINNER NEVER QUIT AND QUITTERS NEVER WIN..

DON’T LOOSE CONTROL BECAUSE EVEN A SMALL MISTAKE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE.....

HIGHWAY IN MY VEINS !!

THE SINS OF FATHERS ARE VISTED ON THE SONS…..

AFTER LIFE!!
IN THE GREAT CALM OF DEATH ,WE MOVE TO DIVINE LIGHT…..

from blogger : I won 1stprize in photography competition ...vismit07.... in presentation format :

http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/5/14/1078703/PHOTOS%20PRESENTATION2221.swf

(but It may take some time.....this is prefered when you have both time and speed..........and patience....... have a gr8 time!! and E-special thanx to mayank and abhiram for helping me out in captions......thanx again!!)

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gURU gHANTAAL........

Finally we reached our farm house( neebukheda )..40 Kms from bhopal..maneuvering my jeep over 15 KMs of kaacchi road ..


my conditions :
stomach : half empty( not half filled)
activities: normal


so, we reached there at 12 : 30 AM with 2 big batoleybaaz villagers ,my cousin,and his friend...

bakar session :


batola 1:" saab mey paani pi riya tha ,taalaab ka,aawwaaz aayi dekha sher bhi paani pee riya tha "
result : digested....some how


batola 2:"saab wo kajri thi na raamlaal ki dulhan , saab , usney paed ki kattai kartey hue je bada aazgar dekha"
result : digested....again.....


whole senario in one line : " TUM MUJHEY BATOLA DO, MAI TUMHEY BATOLEEY DUUNGA"


It was like bouncers of batolaas ....some how digested by me.

And then I realized that in this process of digestion...my food(aalu ki sabzi/daal/roti @ 6 PM ) was also digested ... I can hear..strange sounds from my stomach (put put,,buum) ... saying "calender khaana do".. And I know I need some food Urgently.....but I was late...we dont have food there...


This was the time when my cousins friend, {peeep} (name censored ) ...Offered me GURU pouch..tambaakhuuu.... gutka

{Peeep}:" ye khaa lo bhuuk nahi lageygi....GURU "

FlashBack :
my first hukkha puff.....ahu ahu ahu...
my first ciggetette puff....ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu--> infinity
my first sip.....sorry I dont drink..never!! ( usuaLly my eyes and deeds shows something else, which many of my acquaintances never believes..Once again..(in chorus) I dont drink.. )

Now I have red coloured pouch in my hand...I opened it...poured it in to my mouth (typical bhopali ishtyle) ....and then hmmmmm my mouth was burning....uuuuaaaaa... bitter taste.. but to my surprise I was enjoying it.... ( so L.S...Danish) and seriosly ..hunger was over by now....


Me:bhai 1 aur pouch dena..
{Peeep}: "ye lo yaar 5 pouch, rakho" (he was having 20 pouches)
when I was about to take the fourth pouch..that too with in 20 mins...

{peeep} :" yaar ander toh nahi le rahe na..."


Me :"haan bhai,,,sab ander ja raha hai.." (shit!! I have swallowed it...)

{peeep} :" bhai aapney city ki deewaroon per,taakizoo per laal laal nishaan dekhey hain,ye saab bahar hi jaata hai,issey ander nahi lete..bhai peek do(spit it).......kuch ander mat leena.."

but it was too late....
and rest they say... is history....


At 8 :30 AM (next day)
my conditions :
nausea ,migrane
puked 5 times....
stomach : not responding...
activies : ALt + ctr + del....but still not responding...

_________________________________________________
Now at home..feeling better....
kahani mey twist --
my mom afer washing my jeans......" beta aapki jeans se ye laal pouch nikla...kya naam hai... GURUuuuu" without saying a word... I locked my room...opened my comp...and stared typing this post.... GURU GHANTAAL ...............
THE REAL STORY HAS JUST BEGAN..............................waaaaaaaat lag gayi saloooooon!!!
my heartly advise to everyone : pls dont try this anywhere!!

this is the pouch..................................stay away.......

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

from blogger : this is my first hinglish post...... just give it a thought !!

in 1992....
maccharoon ki mehfil :::

kirigi: chalo hamla....me sardaar!! per attack karoonga ..jaswinder hi naam hai na uska....

tatanka: saaley .... gandi naali ki upaj....pehley mota waala choose kar liya sahi hai .... chalo mera topi waaala ismail bhai...

kachri: saaley insaanoon(maccharoon ki gaali) , tumhey jo chaliye le lo.... mai to chikney mohan ko 1 lambhi chummi dungi ..bada maaza aayega ..

chamaka : haan haan bol lo beta.. ... mey to anthony ke gaal per aisa dank maaroonga ...ki khujla khujla kar laal ho jaeega.....saala frenchy...

15 years later....
they all died when one day...a moody ..boy(me) was reading the book... unable to concentrate... he was opening and closing the book again and again...and in that.."again and again"..they all died,,,,

In anonymous book....
between p 167 - 168 : tatanka ..with one leg on letter '7' and another on 8.. of 167-168... he was bout to make it....but..unluky fellow..
between 203-204 : kachri..
between 266-267 : chamaka and kirigi..... best friends...glued at the extreme left of paper it was...p 266...
and in the same book....at the last page.... I have written a poem it goes like this....


डंक मारे, खून चूसे..
जात ,धरम ना जाने ये...

मोहन बाबू , जसविंदर जी ,अन्थोंनि और इस्माईल साब..
सब का ख़ून 1 ही रंग का, सबके ख़ून का 1 हि स्वाद....

कृपया ये बात किसी को ना बताए
क्या पता अगले चुनावों मे इसी के मुद्दे बन जाए ...

अग्नी दें या दफ्नाएं ...
कहीं इस बात पर इन्सान ना बट जाए ...

shhhhhhhhhhhh!!
कृपया ये बात किसी को ना बताए....

tHOSE wERE tHE dAYS :pART II

from blogger : If roshans and vidhu vinods can do it why not I....I have also decided to make a sequel of my previous post :"tHOSE wERE tHE dAYS"...but rather its more grey!!....but ab yahan tak aa hi gaye ho to pad bhi lo....


aND again!!.I am not in a mood to see today's newspapers.... well!! their is no news which I can find interesting , no stabbing,no kidnapping,no robbery,no politics, no umar priyanka stuff,no saddam bush, indeed no rakhi sawants n mallikas ....nothing man......paper is filled with thousands of thumbnails (SEEN OTHER TYPES OF THUMBNAILS...DON'T YOU!!.HIDDEN:3 TIMES X) ......RESULT TIMES.....IIT,AIEEE,PMT bla bla....success stories which give full credit to their coaching institutes...some with single digit rank posing like himesh reshamiya in :aap ka suroor" (Its a compliment believe me) .......full credit to those Einstein minds , but I feel for those 5 digit ranker's...burning their blood watching their classmate photo with every sip of morning tea.....

Advise: If possible switch to some international newspapers,because local papers will be full of green,yellow,red adds of coaching...or else don't read it!!

These newspaper reminds me of the gud old school days ,actually it was after 12th board
exams. ..
7 AM morning , bell rings.. and look who is here gr8 Alekh Agarwal {IITJEE AIR :13,,legacy: still vision prints his photo in today's newspaper after 4 (deleted:dam)years} "yaar mera net kharab ho gaya, result dekhna hai"....me rubbing my eyes"haainnnnnn!!!!!! result aa gaya"..and rest is history.... actually I have deleted it...how?? VERY EASY!!!..I ill tell you ..just go to... tools.. life options and delete history,cookies ,and temporary results file.... stay happy and satisfied!! (kaash!!!)

no problemo...brozzz!

Its always next time.... (which never comes...HAHAHAHA)

cheers to all the back bencher's and five digit ranker's!! ( see it actually rhymes)

disclaimer : sorry!!Alek bhai if u r reading this.buts Its a reality.yaad kar tere 89.something mere 71.something...bhavnaoo ko samjho yaar!!

bEEDI kA dHUAN...aUDIO ...

Njoy beedi ka dhuan audio file..........In my voice....

just download it and listen.......

It will be fun......... god promise....(right hand waala)

download this.........

just read the poem before hearing it,,, posted on 8 may 2007.....
link :: fileden.com/files/2007/5/14/1078703/12345.mp3
(quality is not so gud....... for better results...minimum audible vol. should be used)
you can also go to music corner.....