tHE hISTORY oF bARRUKAT!!

GOOGLE " BARRUKAT" @ 9 :10 PM 4/01/2008
ZERO RESULTS....
barrukat is a especial word used for hardcore bhopaliis...
I was searching its origin for months now...
finally i find it in the book called " The Begums of Bhopal"
by Shaharyar.M.Khan
It goes like this -- p11

"Thus one day around 1712 , a phalanx of 50 Mirazi-Khel tribesmen , fiercely loyal to the young pathan and his family , together with his father , wife and five brothers rode into berasia to the sound of welcoming drums and joyous celebration. This event saw a new chapter being written in Bhopal's history as these Mirazi-khel tribesmen became the pioneer settlers of Bhopal. They were called barru-kat pathans of Bhopal .(literally the shrub dwellers) who initially made their homes with thatched reeds.It was they who fought for , made sacrifices for and loyally served Dost Mohammed Khan and his descendants to become the original pioneering families of Bhopal.Apart from his father and Mehraj bibi, five of Dost's brothers joined him in Bhopal.They were Sher , Alif , Shah ,Mir Ahmed and Aqil . All expect Aqil died in Battle."

Now google it ......

hAPPY nEW yEAR!!

Everybody n this world is njoying this moment.11:59:58 tik tik 12:00.......2008
Time expressed in numbers gives immense happiness to people all round the world....

neways...thanks for big bang god....

ahhhh .....wait ...I have started this post by " Everybody "
hmmmm....picturize ........ one person boozing n dancing in new year bash in some hotel/resort some where , obsessed with no. 1/1/2008 and other standing in a long queue .. waiting for his chance to use public tap so that he can have water for today's use ....just like any other day..........

strange haan...........well life is strange . then.

"happy life" to the world...........

please do me/world a favour" lets plant a tree today "....

sTORY oF fILE nO. 129....

Cold night.....no winds......only mist covering the city.......

Running,screaming ..shouting.itching.suffocation..bleeding..puking..... ..( a fading voice:Ali !! we will make it!!just hold on!!...)........silence ..death.....

Mohan Gaur: Shabbir...I will save you......

Mohan Gaur running...holding Ali in his hands just like a mother holding her 2 years old child .....

Running..screaming ..shouting...itching..suffocation..bleeding..puking.....silence ..death.....

3 hours a go they were discussing about their children future...about their school admissions and all ..

And now they are dead..

I have heard this story from my NAANY ...I don't know this is real or fiction.... but Mohan died because the poison was
pumped into his lungs, while he was saving his friend...Ali

We can still find Their names in some old office in Bhopal , typed on a piece of paper buried in a file .
With this file ,rested many other files where thousands and thousands of names are just typed with same old typewriter.Piled together in a
shelf named "dead".

All having different stories...but... same end....DEATH...



The CEO of Union Carbide, Warren Anderson, who retired in 1986, was charged with manslaughter in the Bhopal case and declared
a fugitive from justice by the Chief Judicial Magistrate of Bhopal on February 1, 1992 for failing to appear at the court
hearings in a culpable homicide case in which he was named the chief defendant.
He went missing for several years, until he was discovered by Greenpeace “living a life of luxury in the Hamptons”. The
Bhopal Medical Appeal believe that “neither the American nor the Indian government seem interested in disturbing him with an
extradition”.

I don't know how much it will help..but at least we can try.... :
http://www.petitiononline.com/dirtydow/

gURU gHANTAAL........

Finally we reached our farm house( neebukheda )..40 Kms from bhopal..maneuvering my jeep over 15 KMs of kaacchi road ..


my conditions :
stomach : half empty( not half filled)
activities: normal


so, we reached there at 12 : 30 AM with 2 big batoleybaaz villagers ,my cousin,and his friend...

bakar session :


batola 1:" saab mey paani pi riya tha ,taalaab ka,aawwaaz aayi dekha sher bhi paani pee riya tha "
result : digested....some how


batola 2:"saab wo kajri thi na raamlaal ki dulhan , saab , usney paed ki kattai kartey hue je bada aazgar dekha"
result : digested....again.....


whole senario in one line : " TUM MUJHEY BATOLA DO, MAI TUMHEY BATOLEEY DUUNGA"


It was like bouncers of batolaas ....some how digested by me.

And then I realized that in this process of digestion...my food(aalu ki sabzi/daal/roti @ 6 PM ) was also digested ... I can hear..strange sounds from my stomach (put put,,buum) ... saying "calender khaana do".. And I know I need some food Urgently.....but I was late...we dont have food there...


This was the time when my cousins friend, {peeep} (name censored ) ...Offered me GURU pouch..tambaakhuuu.... gutka

{Peeep}:" ye khaa lo bhuuk nahi lageygi....GURU "

FlashBack :
my first hukkha puff.....ahu ahu ahu...
my first ciggetette puff....ahu ahu ahu ahu ahu--> infinity
my first sip.....sorry I dont drink..never!! ( usuaLly my eyes and deeds shows something else, which many of my acquaintances never believes..Once again..(in chorus) I dont drink.. )

Now I have red coloured pouch in my hand...I opened it...poured it in to my mouth (typical bhopali ishtyle) ....and then hmmmmm my mouth was burning....uuuuaaaaa... bitter taste.. but to my surprise I was enjoying it.... ( so L.S...Danish) and seriosly ..hunger was over by now....


Me:bhai 1 aur pouch dena..
{Peeep}: "ye lo yaar 5 pouch, rakho" (he was having 20 pouches)
when I was about to take the fourth pouch..that too with in 20 mins...

{peeep} :" yaar ander toh nahi le rahe na..."


Me :"haan bhai,,,sab ander ja raha hai.." (shit!! I have swallowed it...)

{peeep} :" bhai aapney city ki deewaroon per,taakizoo per laal laal nishaan dekhey hain,ye saab bahar hi jaata hai,issey ander nahi lete..bhai peek do(spit it).......kuch ander mat leena.."

but it was too late....
and rest they say... is history....


At 8 :30 AM (next day)
my conditions :
nausea ,migrane
puked 5 times....
stomach : not responding...
activies : ALt + ctr + del....but still not responding...

_________________________________________________
Now at home..feeling better....
kahani mey twist --
my mom afer washing my jeans......" beta aapki jeans se ye laal pouch nikla...kya naam hai... GURUuuuu" without saying a word... I locked my room...opened my comp...and stared typing this post.... GURU GHANTAAL ...............
THE REAL STORY HAS JUST BEGAN..............................waaaaaaaat lag gayi saloooooon!!!
my heartly advise to everyone : pls dont try this anywhere!!

this is the pouch..................................stay away.......

tHOSE wERE tHE dAYS :pART II

from blogger : If roshans and vidhu vinods can do it why not I....I have also decided to make a sequel of my previous post :"tHOSE wERE tHE dAYS"...but rather its more grey!!....but ab yahan tak aa hi gaye ho to pad bhi lo....


aND again!!.I am not in a mood to see today's newspapers.... well!! their is no news which I can find interesting , no stabbing,no kidnapping,no robbery,no politics, no umar priyanka stuff,no saddam bush, indeed no rakhi sawants n mallikas ....nothing man......paper is filled with thousands of thumbnails (SEEN OTHER TYPES OF THUMBNAILS...DON'T YOU!!.HIDDEN:3 TIMES X) ......RESULT TIMES.....IIT,AIEEE,PMT bla bla....success stories which give full credit to their coaching institutes...some with single digit rank posing like himesh reshamiya in :aap ka suroor" (Its a compliment believe me) .......full credit to those Einstein minds , but I feel for those 5 digit ranker's...burning their blood watching their classmate photo with every sip of morning tea.....

Advise: If possible switch to some international newspapers,because local papers will be full of green,yellow,red adds of coaching...or else don't read it!!

These newspaper reminds me of the gud old school days ,actually it was after 12th board
exams. ..
7 AM morning , bell rings.. and look who is here gr8 Alekh Agarwal {IITJEE AIR :13,,legacy: still vision prints his photo in today's newspaper after 4 (deleted:dam)years} "yaar mera net kharab ho gaya, result dekhna hai"....me rubbing my eyes"haainnnnnn!!!!!! result aa gaya"..and rest is history.... actually I have deleted it...how?? VERY EASY!!!..I ill tell you ..just go to... tools.. life options and delete history,cookies ,and temporary results file.... stay happy and satisfied!! (kaash!!!)

no problemo...brozzz!

Its always next time.... (which never comes...HAHAHAHA)

cheers to all the back bencher's and five digit ranker's!! ( see it actually rhymes)

disclaimer : sorry!!Alek bhai if u r reading this.buts Its a reality.yaad kar tere 89.something mere 71.something...bhavnaoo ko samjho yaar!!

tHOSE wHERE tHE dAYS....

fACT : This post was ready in 5 mins......

aCTIVITY : On the spot " memories of childhood" competition

In 5 min I have written following ....

You have to try this....just for 5 mins....you will be in diffrent world...believe me...

list starts now :

#same pinch...new pinch

#jolly..

#anty gulanty..

#aaj somvar hai,
chuhe ko bukhar hai
chuha gaya doctor ke pass
doctor ne lagayi sui
chula bola ooooiiiii ..

#jhoot bolna paap hai ..
nadi kinaarey saap hai..

#raja mantri chor sipahi...

#kaatti...pucchchi...

#ullu key paatthey

#gol gol..raani kita kita paani...

#ringa ringa roses..

#stop... freeze.. statue...


#kagaz ,ke planes ..

#whole team times....

#roll no. 11 :S-mam

#round us...

#kuttey :: bahut badi gaali......bahut hi badi...

#chandrakanta....1 titli... mileey sur mera tumhaara...chitrahaar...super hit muquabala...jungle book, alif laila

#life process II

#astoma sad gamaya...

#book cricket...

#tic tac toe...

#roll no 11 : 42/100 ( hindi marks) ( +10 in eng.)

#(v.good) ki khushi... aur (poor)..ka dard...

#maths is square waali notebook..a ur eng ki...blue and red lines waali...

#plays ...

#devdas....

#school uniform..... tie belt... scoks with a hole...unpolished shoes...

what else..... list goes on...



....just think some more......use comments...

bHOPAL :

iTS MY ARENA!! i RELATE TO EACH AND EVERY STONE ,CORNER ,SOUND ,SMELL,JEEPS,WATER ........ATITUDE ... IAM PROUD TO BE BHOPALI..... FULL ON BARRUKUT BHOPALI STUFF