fACT : This post was ready in 5 mins......
aCTIVITY : On the spot " memories of childhood" competition
In 5 min I have written following ....
You have to try this....just for 5 mins....you will be in diffrent world...believe me...
list starts now :
#same pinch...new pinch
#jolly..
#anty gulanty..
#aaj somvar hai,
chuhe ko bukhar hai
chuha gaya doctor ke pass
doctor ne lagayi sui
chula bola ooooiiiii ..
#jhoot bolna paap hai ..
nadi kinaarey saap hai..
#raja mantri chor sipahi...
#kaatti...pucchchi...
#ullu key paatthey
#gol gol..raani kita kita paani...
#ringa ringa roses..
#stop... freeze.. statue...
#kagaz ,ke planes ..
#whole team times....
#roll no. 11 :S-mam
#round us...
#kuttey :: bahut badi gaali......bahut hi badi...
#chandrakanta....1 titli... mileey sur mera tumhaara...chitrahaar...super hit muquabala...jungle book, alif laila
#life process II
#astoma sad gamaya...
#book cricket...
#tic tac toe...
#roll no 11 : 42/100 ( hindi marks) ( +10 in eng.)
#(v.good) ki khushi... aur (poor)..ka dard...
#maths is square waali notebook..a ur eng ki...blue and red lines waali...
#plays ...
#devdas....
#school uniform..... tie belt... scoks with a hole...unpolished shoes...
what else..... list goes on...
....just think some more......use comments...
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
fRIDAT,S pREDICTION :
cHUP rAHO....SSSSHHHHHH.....dEEWAROON KEY BHI KAAN HOTEY HAIN....
SERIOUSLY..... i kNOW! U dONT bELIVE mE..
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/story.aspx?id=NEWEN20070007398
SERIOUSLY..... i kNOW! U dONT bELIVE mE..
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/story.aspx?id=NEWEN20070007398
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
mR. pOLLEN ....." wHATS tHIS liFE fOR"..
Inside a lonely flower :
wake up!
today is the day.......... we will be leaving home...
..... but I don't wanna go....
petal no5 : but you have to leave ....
pollen : but why?
flower : OK be ready next wind wave....
petal no 5 : because everybody leaves this place after some time.....
we remains.....till one day sun burns our skin.... and we die out of thirst
pollen : what bout us..........
petal no 5 : I don't know!! no body knows....
wind blows taking some pollens in the sky...
pollen : oooooooooo !! bye bye petal no. 5.....
taken away bye wind..........
enjoying the 1st ride..finally out of the home....and finally flower can be seen from the top.......its beautiful..........
pollen : ooooooooo!! Iam inside human nose....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakhiiiiiiiiiiiii (sneeze)
out he flows again........
................hit the floor........
ant auntie(cheeti auntie with her 2 sons) :....... pollen...... hmmmmmm too small..not worthed ..not so tasty too....but lets see If we didn't find food today... we have to eat this ...take this pollen...........
..........old grasshopper lying....with broken legs...unable to crawl....
ant auntie : food...leave this poor pollen here...... and call other ants... we have a feast tonight....................
ssssssssssssssshshssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
..wind blows.......... pollens journey starts again........
still.......pollen don't know whats his destination .........
still......pollen don't know what it is worthed for ....
still..... pollen don't know whats he is send for.....
still........... pollen don't know whats this life for......
may be some fine day...he lands up on another flower.....sacrificing his existence.....and then that flower becomes fruit........... fruits have seeds in it.........another fine day those seeds hits fertile ground..... giving rise to another plant.which produces another flower....and that flower again nurtures..... lots of pollen sons.......
@#$@#%#$^%$%^&%^&^%*%&*&^*^&(^*(&*(&*(&$%^$&%^&%^&%^7#$%#$%#$^$%&^%^&%*#$@#$@%#$%$#^$
back to reality....
we are all like that pollen ................ only some make it ......only few knows the ultimate reality........the truth.....only few are able to answer this intriguing question " wHATS tHIS lIFE foR "
rest.... are lost in the winds ..forever.....
which pollen r u?????
wake up!
today is the day.......... we will be leaving home...
..... but I don't wanna go....
petal no5 : but you have to leave ....
pollen : but why?
flower : OK be ready next wind wave....
petal no 5 : because everybody leaves this place after some time.....
we remains.....till one day sun burns our skin.... and we die out of thirst
pollen : what bout us..........
petal no 5 : I don't know!! no body knows....
wind blows taking some pollens in the sky...
pollen : oooooooooo !! bye bye petal no. 5.....
taken away bye wind..........
enjoying the 1st ride..finally out of the home....and finally flower can be seen from the top.......its beautiful..........
pollen : ooooooooo!! Iam inside human nose....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakhiiiiiiiiiiiii (sneeze)
out he flows again........
................hit the floor........
ant auntie(cheeti auntie with her 2 sons) :....... pollen...... hmmmmmm too small..not worthed ..not so tasty too....but lets see If we didn't find food today... we have to eat this ...take this pollen...........
..........old grasshopper lying....with broken legs...unable to crawl....
ant auntie : food...leave this poor pollen here...... and call other ants... we have a feast tonight....................
ssssssssssssssshshssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
..wind blows.......... pollens journey starts again........
still.......pollen don't know whats his destination .........
still......pollen don't know what it is worthed for ....
still..... pollen don't know whats he is send for.....
still........... pollen don't know whats this life for......
may be some fine day...he lands up on another flower.....sacrificing his existence.....and then that flower becomes fruit........... fruits have seeds in it.........another fine day those seeds hits fertile ground..... giving rise to another plant.which produces another flower....and that flower again nurtures..... lots of pollen sons.......
@#$@#%#$^%$%^&%^&^%*%&*&^*^&(^*(&*(&*(&$%^$&%^&%^&%^7#$%#$%#$^$%&^%^&%*#$@#$@%#$%$#^$
back to reality....
we are all like that pollen ................ only some make it ......only few knows the ultimate reality........the truth.....only few are able to answer this intriguing question " wHATS tHIS lIFE foR "
rest.... are lost in the winds ..forever.....
which pollen r u?????
Sunday, May 20, 2007
wHEN goD cOMBS hIS hAIR...
think!! when u last time combed ur hair!!
well today only!! right..
when u combed....their were few hairs between the teeth's of comb...
well we should consider them unlucky!!
right!!
some can also call them unhealthy, or hairs having less strength
in short not fit!!
this reminds me of the theory of Charles Darwin "survival of fittest"
and in our world think what happens when god combs his hair!!!
Tsunami,earthquakes,riots,total chaos...
but wait according to Charles Darwin.... one who is fit will survive...
now million dollar question is who is fit!!
physically strong!! no..
OK then mentally strong!! no again... it doesn't matter you are in IIt..or some private college or even metric pass..
may be its our bank balance!!
its a bank balance of all the good deeds we have done in our lives,what we have given ,what we have sacrificed...
that is our strength my dear friend!!
invest and grow it right now...
sounds bookish now......OK
then Its like a self producing nourishing oil....brami-amla kesh tail
seriously.....
If I were to be ever picked up from the gods skull..
I wish... iam picked up when i am fully reaped!! when I have completed the task i am send to do... whether it takes 25 years,50 years..or even 100...
iQBAL oce said " Khudi ko kar buland itna kay har takdeer sey pehlay khuda bandey sey khud poochay bata terey raza kya hai "
well today only!! right..
when u combed....their were few hairs between the teeth's of comb...
well we should consider them unlucky!!
right!!
some can also call them unhealthy, or hairs having less strength
in short not fit!!
this reminds me of the theory of Charles Darwin "survival of fittest"
and in our world think what happens when god combs his hair!!!
Tsunami,earthquakes,riots,total chaos...
but wait according to Charles Darwin.... one who is fit will survive...
now million dollar question is who is fit!!
physically strong!! no..
OK then mentally strong!! no again... it doesn't matter you are in IIt..or some private college or even metric pass..
may be its our bank balance!!
its a bank balance of all the good deeds we have done in our lives,what we have given ,what we have sacrificed...
that is our strength my dear friend!!
invest and grow it right now...
sounds bookish now......OK
then Its like a self producing nourishing oil....brami-amla kesh tail
seriously.....
If I were to be ever picked up from the gods skull..
I wish... iam picked up when i am fully reaped!! when I have completed the task i am send to do... whether it takes 25 years,50 years..or even 100...
iQBAL oce said " Khudi ko kar buland itna kay har takdeer sey pehlay khuda bandey sey khud poochay bata terey raza kya hai "
Friday, May 18, 2007
fRIDAYS pREDICTION
mOGAMBO kHUSH hUA !!!
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.hindu.com/2007/04/29/stories/2007042900141200.htm
hIT tHIS lINK :
http://www.hindu.com/2007/04/29/stories/2007042900141200.htm
Thursday, May 17, 2007
slambook time.........
yaar bher dena slam book plz .......
In my mind : hmmmmmmmm rohit..rahul..rajeev.....wats his f@#$ing.. name...
ooh shit 2pages...............
well.......
these thoughts are too common these days in my mind.........
concept of slam book :
Iam still in confusion whether to have a slam book of my own or not....
As time passes only those people remains in touch who really mean to u.... that's a fact..in school days my slam book was filled by too many people.... but I only read and cherished.. entries filled by those who r really close to me.... and to whom I really owe something....
flip side :
Why to take a note from close ones ....
they will be in touch in any case
but then I only reads those entries which has something emotionally satisfing to me.... .some thing really eternal.... which time cannot bound...
why the hell I need to fill some others slam book... or make them fill mine.... And Orkut is also there.... if some dam body needs both materialistic or emotional help from me ... I will b there for them.....
Time has made me emotionally un-crackable... If you want to consider me...unemotional.....no probs u r welcome....
fact : iam major types emotional...
I am utterly confused....baffled by this situation.....
In my mind : hmmmmmmmm rohit..rahul..rajeev.....wats his f@#$ing.. name...
ooh shit 2pages...............
well.......
these thoughts are too common these days in my mind.........
concept of slam book :
Iam still in confusion whether to have a slam book of my own or not....
As time passes only those people remains in touch who really mean to u.... that's a fact..in school days my slam book was filled by too many people.... but I only read and cherished.. entries filled by those who r really close to me.... and to whom I really owe something....
flip side :
Why to take a note from close ones ....
they will be in touch in any case
but then I only reads those entries which has something emotionally satisfing to me.... .some thing really eternal.... which time cannot bound...
why the hell I need to fill some others slam book... or make them fill mine.... And Orkut is also there.... if some dam body needs both materialistic or emotional help from me ... I will b there for them.....
Time has made me emotionally un-crackable... If you want to consider me...unemotional.....no probs u r welcome....
fact : iam major types emotional...
I am utterly confused....baffled by this situation.....
Sunday, May 13, 2007
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